Why Mother Earth Doesn't Have a Wikipedia Article

I was thinking about creating a Wikipedia article for Mother Earth & Other Pretty Girls but then under this heading:

Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create

I read:

Your band which has only sold 47 copies of their one album. Even if you think it will sell 48. Or maybe 49! Or, if you get really lucky, you can pay off the record store owner so that he may buy one, and your sales will have gone up to fifty!!! Keep dreamin', brotha.

...so I didn't do it...gotta keep my marketing legit!